| By John
Collins
NASHUA — For 186 graduates of
this small school best known for its intensive aeronautical
program, the 41st commencement at Daniel Webster College was
held, appropriately, under a pilot-friendly blue sky that was
symbolic of the seemingly boundless optimism and good humor that
ruled the day.
"Maybe this isn't advice, maybe
it's more of an observation," said guest speaker P.J. O'Rourke,
the nationally acclaimed author and political satirist, "but I
think it's an observation that you don't hear often and
certainly don't hear often enough. Life is sweet, life is better
than it used to be. And right now, at the beginning of the third
millennium, is the best moment of all time, so far. And right
here in the United States is the best place to be at the moment.
... America in 2007 is a great place to live."
The problem is, O'Rourke said,
"you can spend a long time reading newspapers and watching TV
and surfing the Internet, and not see this (sweetness of life)
mentioned."
For this, he blames the
politicians of the world, whom he described as "professional
Chicken Littles" with an agenda of becoming more powerful.
"My advice is not to be a
professional Chicken Little. They don't need any more down in
Washington, DC. Come on up, grab that diploma, get out of here
and enjoy yourself."
Before he was finished,
O'Rourke couldn't help taking a swipe at a couple of graduation
speakers who will jointly deliver the commencement address at
the University of New Hampshire in Durham next week.
"There's the more usual kind of
commencement speaker. I call this the reassuring or
confidence-building speaker," said O'Rourke.
"This is a middle-aged man or
woman who has achieved some measure of renown or respect in his
or her field and comes to your school and gives commencement
speech advice that is so full of deadly platitudinous baloney
that you think to yourself, 'Yes! If that's how they think out
there in Success-Land, then I can kick butt!'
"Next weekend the University of
New Hampshire commencement speech is going to be given by both
former presidents George H.W. Bush and Bill Clinton. UNH
graduates are going to come out of that pumped up!"
Keeping the optimism was
Valedictorian Chris Hilbert, who told his fellow graduates, "We
all shared one form of difficulty during our fours years, that
of balancing what I like to call 'the two perfectly opposed
halves of college.' One half is the academic pursuit of training
and the other being the basic human pursuit of a really good
time. You've all obviously overcome that challenge. Take this
time today to bask in your achievement." |